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slack.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026
slack.com, roasted on 3 Nov 2026.

Golden

The world's best-known chat app forgot to mention chat.

What we saw: Slack's homepage: team messaging app with built-in AI assistant

Three things we noticed

  1. 'All your people and AI agents' reads like a team photo where half the staff never blink.

    top headline
  2. Four buttons on one screen, two of them 'Get Started': the page double-messaged you before hello.

    header and main buttons
  3. The demo shows a 'Deep research' menu but not one message, in an app famous for team chat.

    product demo window

The one fix

Make the line under the headline say what Slack actually is, for example 'Chat, calls and files for your whole team, with an AI assistant built in.' Then put a real conversation in the demo window instead of only the AI menu, and drop the second 'Get Started' button from the top bar.

The full roast

The 5-second test

I think it's a work tool where my team and some AI bots do things together. I only know it's a chat app because I've heard of Slack. Nothing on this screen actually says 'chat' or 'messages'. I'd click Get Started, but I couldn't tell you what I'd be starting.
What I think you sell
A team workspace with a built-in AI assistant called Slackbot
Who I think it's for
Companies of any size, from the logos mostly big ones

Headline and value

5/10

A headline about 'AI agents' on the homepage of the world's most famous chat app, which never says 'chat'.

'All your people and AI agents working together' could open the page of almost any work tool, from a project board to an email client. The line under it, 'Slack connects your team. Slackbot multiplies what they can do.', uses two vague verbs, 'connects' and 'multiplies', where a plain noun would do the job. It never says how: messages, channels, files. Returning visitors fill in the gap from memory, but a newcomer is told who is in the room and never what the room is for.

Quick win: Replace the line under the headline with: 'Team chat and files in one place, with Slackbot built in to research, search and pull up what you need.'

Call to action

7/10

The purple 'Get Started' is clear and bold. There are just a lot of buttons standing around it.

The solid purple 'GET STARTED' is the obvious first click, and pairing it with an outlined 'FIND YOUR PLAN →' is a sensible second choice. The top bar also carries its own 'GET STARTED', a boxed 'REQUEST A DEMO' and 'Sign in', so the first screen has five clickable invitations before the logos. 'Get Started' doesn't say what starts: a free trial, a new workspace, or a sales call.

Quick win: Remove the 'GET STARTED' from the top bar, turn 'REQUEST A DEMO' into a plain text link next to 'Sign in', and rename the main button 'Try Slack with your team'.

Look and layout

7/10

Clean, confident and well spaced, and the demo window shows a menu instead of the product.

The huge black headline grabs the eye first, then the purple button, and the white space around them makes the page feel calm and expensive. The product window is the one picture on the page, and it shows a drop-down menu ('Deep research', 'Web search', 'File, canvas, or list') over an empty message box. For a chat app, there isn't a single chat message in view. Meanwhile the cookie banner sits across the bottom and cuts the window off at the knees.

Quick win: Swap the demo window for a short team conversation in which someone asks Slackbot a question and gets a useful answer in the thread, so chat and AI appear in one picture.

Trust and proof

8/10

GM, OpenAI, Target, Paramount, Stripe and IBM: strong names, introduced in a whisper.

Few pages can line up names like these right under the buttons, and that does a lot of work. The label 'Trusted by top teams' is tiny pale grey text that most people will skip, and the logos are greyed out too, so the strongest proof on the page looks like small print. Pricing is only hinted at through 'FIND YOUR PLAN' and the 'Pricing' link, so a visitor can't tell whether there's a free way in. That's fine if it lives lower down, but I can't see it from here.

Quick win: Make the label as large as the line under the headline and give it more weight, for example 'Used by teams at OpenAI, Stripe, IBM and Target'.

Copy

6/10

Short and polished, but it reads like a keynote slide instead of a description.

The wording is tight, and the first screen has almost no wasted words, which deserves credit. The trouble is that what little there is stays abstract. 'Working together', 'connects' and 'multiplies what they can do' are promises nobody can picture. The most concrete words on the page are buried inside the demo menu: 'Deep research', 'Web search', 'Upload from your computer'. That menu is the only place the page says what anything actually does.

Quick win: Lift two concrete verbs from the demo menu into the copy, for example 'Ask Slackbot to research a topic or find a file without leaving the conversation.'

Mobile

6/10

Great thumb-sized buttons, and then the cookie banner eats the bottom third of the screen.

The full-width 'GET STARTED' and 'FIND YOUR PLAN' buttons are big, easy to hit and stacked in the right order, and the text is comfortably large. The headline breaks so that 'together' sits alone on its own line, which wastes space. The logo row loses its 'Trusted by top teams' label and cuts Stripe down to 'strip'. The cookie banner then takes up roughly a third of the screen with two more full-width buttons, so the demo window is mostly hidden before anyone scrolls.

Quick win: On phones, shrink the cookie notice to a slim bar at the bottom with one line of text and two small side-by-side buttons, and shorten the headline so it fits on two lines.

Top fixes, in order

  1. Say what Slack is under the headline

    Why: Neither the big headline nor 'Slack connects your team. Slackbot multiplies what they can do.' mentions chat or messages, so anyone who doesn't already know Slack sees a page about 'AI agents' and nothing else.

    How: Change the line under the headline to: 'Team chat and files in one place, with Slackbot built in to research, search and pull up what you need.'

  2. Show a real conversation in the demo

    Why: The product window shows only Slackbot's drop-down menu over an empty box. The thing millions of people use Slack for, talking to each other, never appears.

    How: Replace it with a short thread: two teammates chatting, one asks Slackbot to research something, and Slackbot replies in the thread. Keep the menu as a small detail if you like.

  3. Cut the duplicate buttons

    Why: The top bar repeats 'GET STARTED' and adds a boxed 'REQUEST A DEMO', so a visitor faces five things to click before reaching the logos.

    How: Remove 'GET STARTED' from the top bar, make 'REQUEST A DEMO' a plain text link beside 'Sign in', and leave the big purple button as the one clear next step.

  4. Tame the cookie banner

    Why: On desktop it hides the bottom of the demo window. On a phone it covers about a third of the first screen with a four-line paragraph and two full-width buttons.

    How: Use a single-line notice, such as 'We use cookies to improve the site and for ads. More info', with small side-by-side 'Accept' and 'Settings' buttons pinned to the bottom edge.

  5. Make the big-name logos speak up

    Why: 'Trusted by top teams' is tiny grey text beside grey logos. On a phone the label disappears completely and Stripe gets cut to 'strip'.

    How: Make the label larger and darker, write it as 'Used by teams at OpenAI, Stripe, IBM and Target', and on phones show four logos that fit fully on screen rather than a cut-off row.

Rewrites to steal

Headlines

Where your team talks and your AI gets work done

plain and literal

Team chat, now with an AI that does the legwork

outcome first

Stop switching tabs. Your team and AI, in one chat.

pain first

Subheadlines

Team chat and files in one place, with Slackbot built in to research, search and pull up what you need.

plain and literal

Used by teams at OpenAI, Stripe and IBM. Now Slackbot can do deep research and web searches right inside your conversations.

proof first

Ask Slackbot to research a topic, search the web or find a file without leaving the conversation your team is already having.

pain first

Button text

Try Slack with your team

plain and literal

Start your team's Slack

ownership first

Meet Slackbot

curiosity first