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openai.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026
openai.com, roasted on 3 Nov 2026.

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A chat box that asks what you need before saying who it is.

What we saw: OpenAI's company homepage, built around a ChatGPT-style prompt box

Three things we noticed

  1. 'What can I help with?' is the only headline, so the page interviews you before introducing itself.

    top headline
  2. The cookie bar's three grey buttons get more room than the chat box, which is the actual product.

    cookie banner
  3. Five buttons under the box, from 'Research' to 'More', turn the friendly chat into a menu.

    buttons under chat box

The one fix

Add one plain line under 'What can I help with?' that tells a newcomer what this is, for example 'OpenAI makes ChatGPT and tools for building with AI. Type a question to try it.' Then shrink the cookie bar so it doesn't outweigh the chat box.

The full roast

The 5-second test

I think it's an AI chat thing, probably ChatGPT since the black button says 'Try ChatGPT', for... anyone, I guess? I'd type something in the box, or first click 'Accept all' to make the big grey bar go away.
What I think you sell
An AI chat assistant (ChatGPT) plus business and developer tools
Who I think it's for
Everyone at once: curious individuals, businesses, developers and researchers

Headline and value

5/10

A friendly question where a promise should be.

'What can I help with?' is warm, but it never says who 'I' is, what it can actually do, or why you'd pick it over anything else. The only real hint is the grey example text 'Quiz me on vocabulary', so a newcomer's first lesson is that this is a vocabulary quiz. People who already know OpenAI will be fine. Everyone else is being interviewed by a stranger who hasn't introduced themselves.

Quick win: Add one plain line under the headline: 'OpenAI makes ChatGPT and tools for building with AI. Type a question to try it.'

Call to action

5/10

Two ways to start, and neither one says 'start here'.

The black 'Try ChatGPT' button in the top corner is the clearest thing to click, but its little arrow suggests it sends you off this page, and it sits far from the middle where the eye lands. The chat box in the center is the real invitation, yet its only button is a pale grey up arrow. Five pill buttons underneath ('Learn about ChatGPT Business', 'Talk with ChatGPT', 'Research', 'API Platform', 'More') split attention between very different visitors. The cookie bar gets three labelled buttons; the actual product gets an unlabelled arrow.

Quick win: Give the send button inside the chat box words and color, for example a dark button reading 'Ask ChatGPT', so the center of the page has one obvious next step.

Look and layout

7/10

Calm, clean, and starting about a third of the way down.

The look is tidy: one clear font, plenty of breathing room, a simple chat box that is easy to read. But a tall band of empty white sits between the menu and the headline, which pushes the colorful pictures (the Earth from space, the yellow crayon, the shopping cart) down behind the cookie bar. Those pictures are the most inviting things here and a visitor barely sees them. The whole planet is waiting just below, politely queuing behind a cookie notice.

Quick win: Cut the empty space above 'What can I help with?' by roughly half so the chat box sits higher and the top of the pictures shows before anyone scrolls.

Trust and proof

4/10

Leaning entirely on the name in the corner.

On the first screen there is no review, no customer name, no usage number and no hint of price; the only reassurance is the 'OpenAI' logo. That works for people who already know the brand, but a newcomer gets nothing that says others rely on this. I can't see what's below the cookie bar, so there may be proof further down, but it isn't doing any work on the first screen.

Quick win: Add one small line under the chat box with a real figure you can stand behind, for example 'Used by [your number] people every week'.

Copy

6/10

Very few words, and a couple of them are insider talk.

There's almost nothing to read, which keeps things light, and 'Talk with ChatGPT' is nicely plain. But 'API Platform' means nothing to most people, and 'Research' alone could be a button, a topic or a department. The cookie notice is the longest piece of writing on the screen, so the most-read text on the page is about tracking, not about the product.

Quick win: Rename 'API Platform' to 'Build apps with our API' and 'Research' to 'Read our research' so every button says what happens when you click it.

Mobile

5/10

On a phone, the cookie bar wins the first screen.

The grey cookie bar covers roughly the bottom 40% of the screen, and its three full-width buttons ('Manage Cookies', 'Reject non-essential', 'Accept all') are the biggest, easiest things to tap. The 'Try ChatGPT' button from the desktop is gone; the top shows only the logo, a search icon and a menu icon. The pill buttons stack into three rows with 'Learn about ChatGPT Business' first, so the business pitch outranks talking to ChatGPT. On the plus side, the headline is big and the chat box is easy to tap with a thumb.

Quick win: Shrink the phone cookie bar to one short line with 'Accept all' and 'Manage' side by side, and put a 'Try ChatGPT' button in the top bar next to the search icon.

Top fixes, in order

  1. Say who you are under the headline

    Why: 'What can I help with?' plus 'Quiz me on vocabulary' leaves a newcomer guessing what this is and who is asking.

    How: Add one line beneath it: 'OpenAI makes ChatGPT and tools for building with AI. Type a question to try it.'

  2. Shrink the cookie bar, especially on phones

    Why: On mobile it covers about 40% of the screen and its three buttons are the largest things you can tap; on desktop it hides the pictures.

    How: Make it one slim line at the bottom with two side-by-side buttons, 'Accept all' and 'Manage', and move 'Reject non-essential' inside 'Manage' only if your privacy rules allow it; otherwise keep all three but make them small.

  3. Turn the chat box into the obvious first step

    Why: The only button inside it is a faint grey up arrow, while the clear 'Try ChatGPT' button sits in a corner and is missing on phones.

    How: Replace the arrow with a dark button reading 'Ask ChatGPT', and add 'Try ChatGPT' to the phone's top bar.

  4. Fewer, plainer pill buttons

    Why: Five options ('Learn about ChatGPT Business', 'Talk with ChatGPT', 'Research', 'API Platform', 'More') speak to four different crowds at once, and two of them use insider words.

    How: Keep three: 'Talk with ChatGPT', 'ChatGPT for business', 'Build apps with our API'. Move 'Research' and 'More' into the menu.

  5. Pull everything up the page

    Why: A tall empty band above the headline pushes the Earth, crayon and shopping cart pictures below the cookie bar, so visitors never see them.

    How: Cut the space above the headline by about half so the top of those pictures shows on the first screen without scrolling.

Rewrites to steal

Headlines

What can ChatGPT help you with?

keep the question, add name

OpenAI makes ChatGPT. Try it right here.

plain and literal

Stuck on something? Ask ChatGPT.

pain first

Subheadlines

Type a question below to try ChatGPT, or explore our tools for business, developers and research.

plain and literal

Quiz yourself on vocabulary, dig into research, or ask anything else. Just type it in the box.

examples first

ChatGPT for everyday questions, plus tools for businesses and developers building with AI.

who it's for

Button text

Ask ChatGPT

plain and literal

Ask your first question

low commitment

Try ChatGPT here

stay on page