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linkedin.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026
linkedin.com, roasted on 3 Nov 2026.

Medium

Built for returning members; newcomers get a footnote and a cat.

What we saw: LinkedIn's signed-out homepage for the professional networking site

Three things we noticed

  1. 'Welcome to your professional community' greets strangers as if they already paid the fees.

    top headline
  2. The 'professional community' picture is one man alone in an armchair, with a cat and a guitar.

    main illustration
  3. Both big buttons are for signing in; newcomers get 'Join now' in small text below the fine print.

    sign-in buttons

The one fix

Give newcomers the first big button by making it 'Join now', and move sign-in for returning members to the top-right corner. Change the headline to say what you can do here, for example 'Find jobs, hire people and keep up with your industry.'

The full roast

The 5-second test

I think it's LinkedIn, the work networking site. The headline tells me nothing new; I only know what it is because I already know the name. The big blue button says 'Continue with Google' and the next one says 'Sign in with email', so I'd assume I need an account already. If I were new, I'd hunt around until I found 'Join now' in small text further down.
What I think you sell
A professional networking site with jobs, learning and posts
Who I think it's for
People who already have a LinkedIn account

Headline and value

4/10

A warm welcome that never says what you'll get.

'Welcome to your professional community' is a greeting, not a promise. It doesn't mention jobs, hiring, learning or any of the things your own menu lists ('Jobs', 'People', 'Learning', 'Top Content'). There's no smaller line under it explaining the benefit, so a stranger has to arrive already knowing what LinkedIn does. The famous logo is doing all the work the headline should be doing.

Quick win: Replace the headline with one that names what visitors can do, built from your own menu: 'Find jobs, meet people and keep learning in your field.'

Call to action

5/10

Three sign-up paths, and the clearest one is the smallest.

The loudest button, 'Continue with Google', apparently handles joining and signing in (the phone version's small print says 'By clicking Continue to join or sign in'), but the desktop page never says so. The second button, 'Sign in with email', tells newcomers outright that it isn't for them. The actual invitation, 'New to LinkedIn? Join now', is a text link under a block of legal small print. Meanwhile the top-right corner fills in 'Sign in' and leaves 'Join now' as a plain outline, so returning members win that spot too.

Quick win: Rename 'Sign in with email' to 'Continue with email' so both big buttons clearly work for new and returning visitors alike.

Look and layout

7/10

Clean, calm and well spaced, with an illustration about a quiet afternoon off.

The layout is easy on the eyes: big headline on the left, two clear buttons, plenty of breathing room, and a friendly drawing on the right. The drawing, though, shows a man alone on a laptop next to a cat, a guitar and a globe, which feels more like a cozy weekend than a 'professional community'; it's the largest thing on the screen and it shows nobody else. The menu icons ('Top Content', 'People', 'Learning', 'Jobs', 'Games') are tidy but small and grey, so the best hints about what's inside are the easiest to miss.

Quick win: Swap the illustration for one showing what the site does, such as a job listing card, a short post or two people connecting, so the biggest picture explains the product.

Trust and proof

6/10

The famous name carries everything; the page adds nothing.

LinkedIn gets away with this because nearly everyone has heard of it, so the logo works as its own badge of trust. But the first screen shows no numbers, no member examples and no hint of the jobs or posts waiting inside. The only reassurance on offer is the legal line about 'User Agreement, Privacy Policy, and Cookie Policy'. The topic buttons below ('Career', 'Finance', 'Leadership') are the first proof that there's real content here, and they only appear after scrolling.

Quick win: Add one short line under the headline showing scale or activity, such as 'Join [number] professionals sharing jobs and advice.'

Copy

5/10

Short and polite, but it says the least it possibly could.

There's very little writing on the first screen, which keeps it clean, but almost none of it explains anything: a greeting, two button labels, legal text and 'New to LinkedIn?'. The best explaining sentence on the page, 'Discover relevant posts and expert insights curated by topic and in one place', sits in the second section where many visitors won't see it. The legal small print also differs between versions: desktop says 'By continuing', phone says 'By clicking Continue to join or sign in', and only the phone one explains what the button does.

Quick win: Use the clearer phone wording on desktop too: 'By clicking Continue to join or sign in, you agree to...' so people know the Google button works for new accounts.

Mobile

7/10

Better than desktop, and it quietly fixes some of desktop's mistakes.

On the phone, the big buttons stretch nearly full width and are easy to hit with a thumb, the headline is large and centered, and the drawing moves below the buttons so the important parts appear before anyone scrolls. The top corner here fills in 'Join now' and leaves 'Sign in' as an outline, which is the opposite of desktop, and the phone gets it right. The same issues remain, though: 'Sign in with email' still turns newcomers away, and the headline still doesn't say what LinkedIn is for.

Quick win: Copy the phone's top-corner choice to desktop (filled 'Join now', outlined 'Sign in'), and rename 'Sign in with email' to 'Continue with email' here too.

Top fixes, in order

  1. Make joining the main button

    Why: Both big buttons and the filled top-right button on desktop speak to returning members. The invitation for newcomers, 'Join now', is a small link below the legal text.

    How: Add a clear 'Join now' button as the first big button under the headline, keep 'Continue with Google' just below it, and move 'Sign in' to the top-right corner for returning members.

  2. Say what LinkedIn does in the headline

    Why: 'Welcome to your professional community' works only for people who already know the brand. Your menu ('Jobs', 'People', 'Learning') says more than the headline does.

    How: Change the headline to 'Find jobs, meet people and keep learning in your field.' and add a short line beneath it like 'Browse jobs, follow people in your industry and read expert posts, all from one profile.'

  3. Rename 'Sign in with email'

    Why: The word 'Sign in' tells new visitors this button isn't for them, even though the phone version's small print says the buttons work for joining or signing in.

    How: Change the label to 'Continue with email' so it matches 'Continue with Google' and welcomes both groups.

  4. Make desktop and phone agree

    Why: Desktop fills in 'Sign in' in the top-right corner while the phone fills in 'Join now'. The legal small print also says different things on each version.

    How: Use the phone's choices everywhere: filled 'Join now', outlined 'Sign in', and the line 'By clicking Continue to join or sign in, you agree to...'.

  5. Show what's inside before anyone scrolls

    Why: The biggest thing on the first screen is a drawing of a man, a cat and a guitar. The topic buttons that prove there's real content ('Career', 'Finance', 'Leadership') sit lower down.

    How: Replace the illustration with a glimpse of the actual site, such as a job listing card or a short expert post, or move a row of the topic buttons up beside the headline with the line 'Discover relevant posts and expert insights, curated by topic.'

Rewrites to steal

Headlines

Find jobs, meet people and keep learning in your field

plain and literal

Your next job starts with who you know

outcome first

Stop job hunting on your own

pain first

Subheadlines

Browse jobs, follow people in your industry and pick up new skills, all from one profile.

what you can do

Join [number] professionals sharing jobs, advice and expert insights by topic.

proof first

Read expert posts on career, finance and leadership, then connect with the people who wrote them.

content first

Button text

Join now

familiar and direct

Create my profile

personal ownership

Browse jobs first

look before joining