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anthropic.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026
anthropic.com, roasted on 3 Nov 2026.

Medium

A mission statement and a scrapbook, with Claude tucked in the menu.

What we saw: homepage of an AI research company that makes Claude

Three things we noticed

  1. The headline runs three sentences and ends on 'mitigating its risks', like a note from an insurer.

    three-sentence headline
  2. Puzzle pieces, a hammer, a nautilus and a dollar bill fill the screen; not one of them shows Claude.

    collage of image tiles
  3. The only road to the product, 'Try Claude', hides in the menu dressed exactly like 'Policy'.

    'Try Claude' menu link

The one fix

Keep only the bold first sentence as the headline, add a short line under it that names Claude and what it does for you, and put a large 'Try Claude' button right beneath. Swap one row of the collage for a real screenshot of Claude answering a question.

The full roast

The 5-second test

I think it's an AI company that really cares about safety, maybe a research lab. It seems to be for people who follow AI news or policy. I'd click... the pictures? Maybe 'Try Claude' up in the corner, but only if I already knew what Claude was.
What I think you sell
AI research, plus some AI products, one of them called Claude
Who I think it's for
People who already follow AI and care how it is built

Headline and value

5/10

A strong first line keeps going until it becomes a company statement.

The bold opener, "AI research and products that put safety at the frontier," is a real headline: short, clear and different from rivals who lead with speed or power. But the text never stops. It switches to a lighter font and carries on for three more sentences at almost the same giant size, ending on "mitigating its risks." It reads like a headline that missed its stop and stayed on the bus. Nowhere does it say what a visitor gets, or that Claude is the product you can use.

Quick win: Keep only "AI research and products that put safety at the frontier." at full size, and drop the rest to a smaller line underneath that names Claude.

Call to action

3/10

The one thing to do is a small pill in the corner, dressed like a menu item.

"Try Claude" sits top right, the same size, shape and grey as "Company" and "Policy," with the same little dropdown arrow. Nothing on the first screen points to it, and there is no button under the headline at all. Visitors who finish reading have to go back up to the menu to find out what to do next. The arrow also makes them wonder if they'll get a list of choices instead of the product itself.

Quick win: Add a solid, dark button reading "Try Claude" directly under the headline text, with no dropdown arrow, at least twice the size of the menu pills.

Look and layout

7/10

Beautiful and calm, but the collage takes the stage from the product.

The cream background, crisp black type and paper-cut collage feel thoughtful and unlike any other AI company, which is a real asset. The trouble is size: the collage fills everything below the text with about sixty tiles, from a gavel to a dollar bill to a nautilus shell, and none of them shows Claude. There is literally a green jigsaw piece in the top left, and it's the piece visitors are missing: what the product looks like. The eye goes headline, then wanders the tiles, then has nowhere to land.

Quick win: Replace one row of tiles with a single framed screenshot of Claude answering a question, styled in the same cream and black so it fits the look.

Trust and proof

5/10

The only proof on screen is "public benefit corporation," buried mid-paragraph.

"Anthropic is a public benefit corporation" is a meaningful signal of trust, but it sits in the middle of the long sentence where few people will notice it. There are no customer names, quotes, numbers, or links to research results visible before anyone scrolls. Those may exist further down the page; I can't see them. For a page whose whole message is safety, the first screen asks to be trusted without showing why.

Quick win: Pull "A public benefit corporation" out as its own small line just above the headline, and add a link right beside the main button reading "Read our research."

Copy

6/10

Sincere and well-written, but formal enough to read like a report.

The tone is calm and confident, with no shouting or hype, which suits the subject. But phrases like "securing its benefits and mitigating its risks" and "vast impact on the world" are big and abstract, and they talk about AI in general rather than about what a visitor can do here. "AI will have a vast impact on the world" is true and also something any AI company could print. The word "Claude" appears only in the menu, never in the actual writing.

Quick win: Cut "AI will have a vast impact on the world." entirely, and use that space to say Claude is the AI Anthropic builds and that you can try it.

Mobile

5/10

On a phone, the paragraph fills the screen and then a shell takes over.

The text is large and easy to read, and "Try Claude" is a comfortable size for a thumb, which is good. But the long paragraph takes up the whole first screen, followed by a big blank beige band and then a nautilus shell filling the rest. A visitor scrolls past all of it and still meets no button, no picture of Claude, and no next step. The shell is lovely, but it spirals inward, and so does the visitor's sense of where to go.

Quick win: On phones, show only the bold first line, a one-line explanation of Claude, and a full-width "Try Claude" button before the image, and remove the empty band above the shell.

Top fixes, in order

  1. Put a big 'Try Claude' button under the headline

    Why: The only way to try the product is a small grey pill in the top corner that looks just like "Company" and "Policy." There is no button under the text, so readers finish and have nowhere to go.

    How: Add a solid dark button right below the text reading "Try Claude," with no dropdown arrow. Next to it, add a plain text link: "Read our research."

  2. Let the bold line be the headline, alone

    Why: "AI research and products that put safety at the frontier." is strong, but it runs straight into three more sentences at nearly the same size, so it reads like one long paragraph.

    How: Keep the bold sentence at full size. Drop the rest to a smaller second line, shortened to: "Anthropic is a public benefit corporation. We build Claude and research how to make AI safe."

  3. Say what Claude is, in the writing itself

    Why: "Claude" only appears in the menu. Visitors who haven't heard of it have no idea it's the product, or that they can use it today.

    How: Add the name to the line under the headline, for example: "Try Claude, the AI built by Anthropic with safety at its core."

  4. Swap one row of the collage for a real look at Claude

    Why: About sixty tiles show puzzles, compasses and a gavel, but none show the product. Visitors can't picture what they would be signing up for.

    How: Replace one row with a single framed screenshot of Claude answering a real question, in the same cream and black styling so it fits the collage.

  5. Fix what a phone shows before scrolling

    Why: On a phone, the paragraph fills the whole screen, then comes a blank beige band and a large shell image, with no button anywhere in sight.

    How: On phones, show the bold line, the short Claude line and a full-width "Try Claude" button first, then remove the empty band so the image starts right after.

Rewrites to steal

Headlines

AI research and products that put safety at the frontier.

trim to the core

Meet Claude, AI built with safety first.

product first

A public benefit company building safer AI.

proof first

Subheadlines

Anthropic is a public benefit corporation. We build Claude and research how to make AI safe and useful.

plain and literal

Try Claude, the AI from a company dedicated to securing AI's benefits and reducing its risks.

product plus mission

Read our research, or try Claude, the AI that our safety work goes into.

two clear paths

Button text

Try Claude now

direct action

Meet Claude

friendly introduction

Read our research

second path